The Stick Up

      © Francesco Garieri

Have you ever had diarrhea so bad you shit a bit 

on your own dick

take a minute 

to

think about that.

I get really stressed that Kim Kardashian 

might not get along with Beyoncé

and maybe her and Jay Z feel awkward about it

I stayed in bed 'till 3pm Watching the Ray J

Sex tape on Repeat But I didn’t wank

Cause that would

Be like

Fucking a friends

Wife

If I could change one thing about my wife It would be that she

Would wear my jumpers around the house more often

Sometimes I look at my news feed 

And think What the fuck are you awake at 2:40

liking ANZ bank pages on Facebook for?

I never understand people who take a news paper

to the toilet

I haven't had a solid shit since 1995

but I do drink a lot of

wine and I'm also a compulsive liar

I knew a guy when I was younger who got so drunk he told me he once

spread his ass cheeks in the bath and swayed back and forth

to see what it would feel like to be a woman

having sex;

that drunk guy was me.

That bath 

was my mums.

-by Ben John Smith

Ben John Smith is the Editor In Chief of www.horrorsleazetrash.com and he has a burning passion for cats and female feet.

Painting Courtesy:  Francesco Garieri

Francesco Garieri was born in Italy in 1958. He is a self-taught painter and currently living in France. he did his exhibitions all over the world. He is also associated with the art in the streets.