Growing up I had a pal
called Shorty, he thought
he was a bad motherfucker
Shorty was never without
a pistol tucked in his pants,
one day his lady caught him
cheating on her with a floozy
She kicked him in the nuts
so hard his gun fired, blowing
off most of his pecker
She grabbed the bloody sausage,
stomped on it & gave it burial at
sea, flushing it down the toilet
That’s how Jesus lost his name
I told him look on the bright side,
Shorty is better than Stumpy.
-by Catfish McDaris
Catfish McDaris has been active in the small press wold for
25 years. He lives in a cave at a nudist colony. His biggest seller is Prying:
with Jack Micheline & Charles Bukowski. He has only 7 toes.
Painting Courtesy: John Graham
John
Graham is an australian
artist and cartoonist.
